Friday, January 11, 2013
Anyway, I have plans to go nowhere or do nothing until at least my roads get plowed. Oh, the joys of living on the side of a mountain.
This coat (sent to me by Andrea) was labeled as "The Official Bear Coat." Like, I don't want to be oversensitive about this, but uh, did anyone talk to the BEARS about this? Because I'm not sure this is what they want representing them as a species. Especially because this coat looks like it's saying "Who, me?"
Photoshop: You're doing it wrong.
Either that or there's an alien species of pants models I'm unaware of.
These are the "Apricot Splatter" tights AKA it was my first time shaving my legs.
Thanks to all of the ladies over at Babycenter who alerted me to this especially heinous jumpsuit. Floppy boobs, short legs and a crotch seam? Don't mind if I do.
My friend Sara sent me this lovely array of teddy bear themed workout gear. Because nothing says "I'm serious about fitness" quite like teddy bears sewn onto your shoulders. Like, I DARE someone to wear this. Please. Just do it for me?
She also sent me this dress. Look closely. It's made of rainbow keyboard keys. Luckily no one would wear it IRL.
Except a pregnant Amber Rose. Oh honey. Honey honey honeychild. Delete that.
S sent me this dress, which she kindly pointed out looked lie a deranged Pan-Am flight attendant. I love it when readers do my work for me.
"Um, excuse me? My eyes are UP HERE."
Who else is calling it a snow day today? It's OK if you live somewhere that doesn't even get snow. You can call it a snow day by proxy. We're friends.