Friday, June 15, 2012
It's Friday, Friday. Sorry, did I just get that song stuck in your head? I apologize. I'm coming off of a "I just gave blood" high and I can't be trusted with anything I say. I should probably just go lie down but I have too much to do.
Is it me, or does just looking at this shirt make you want to wash your face and apply benzoyl peroxide? OK, just me? Fair enough. It would probably make me hungry too. I heart pizza more than anyone should ever heart a food.
Whoever this is, she 100 percent rips guys heads off and eats them for funsies.
"Oh shoot; I ran out of milk. Rats. Better get on my giant baby acid wash onesie and fulfill all Walmart stereotypes to go grab some."
Continuing our fascination with stupid jumpsuits, I give you the "this makes me look fat and like I have a 12-inch crotch and I don't care" model.
So....much... argyle. I might be able to let it go, except that the same website suggested these to finish the outfit:
And what a well-dressed Yeti you shall be!
Correct me if I'm wrong: This is either what stewardesses wore in the late 60s or what the poor girls working at Hot Dog on a Stick wear today.
I wish I could give out awards, because this would be my pick for "Saddest, Worst-Fitting, Weird All-Boys-School Suit Ever"
You know what ill-fitting double-breasted suits remind me of?
Don't make me do it you guys.
I really shouldn't.
But I can't resist....
JANET RENO DANCE PARTY!!!!
And this is what a crotch devil looks like.
OK! Now I have a conundrum that I need to discuss with you guys. The latest shoes au jour are the wedge sneaker. They're -- believe it or not -- sneakers with a wedge heel.
Not like this:
These are a disgusting abomination.
But more like what adorable Miranda Kerr is wearing here:
Her cuteness level is astounding. SO when I saw these ones I was like maybe? DO I change my opinion on sneakers with heels? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL.
Like, would they be cute with a skinny red jean and a leather jacket or am I completely gone off my rocker? I just... I just don't even know anymore. Because I feel it's something that a pocket-size, under-30 gal like myself could pull off but I'm waffling.
No, but seriously. Cute or hideous? I can't decide, so be honest!