Friday, November 18, 2011
Oh, Etsy... you fill me with such concurrent joy and shame. Peacock feather anything? Hooray! Sad cheetah shorts? Boo.
YAY I have been looking everywhere for an ill-fitting dress made out of poorly dyed doilies. The best part is that it in no way functions as a garment, so you still need to wear a complete outfit underneath. So HANDY.
This is the "hungry cheetah" skirt. Honestly, they look more dejected and gassy than hungry.
I love how this dress is titled as being "Oscar" worthy. I'm sorry, do you mean the porn Oscars? This wins for Most Artful Use of Tin Foil to Cover Your Naughty Bits.
Am I the only one who feels hungry for bacon?
Oh, I love this layering "Vest" otherwise known as a piece of discarded fabric. The second best part? Homegirl here looks like she's been living in the woods for quite some time now.
Upcycled denim shorts? YES PLEASE. I've been looking for a way to make myself look like a cracked out disco queen.
Or we could just go with these pants. They just scream "I'm unemployed!" You can wipe that sassafras look off your face, miss thang.
Jellyfish tentacle leggings, anyone?
Ok... me neither. We can stay friends.
Oh good, another jacket from the "Your Kindergarten Teacher in 1991" collection!
I never thought I'd ever have to say this on my blog.... but does this look a little too "Robin Hood" to you?
Of course, I also saw a shirt on Etsy that I reeeeeeeeeeeeally want. So I'm gonna go ahead and call it a wash this week. Happy Friday, guys!