Friday, November 5, 2010
It's that time again! Yes, it's that time when I go through my keyword analysis and look up all the weird ways the general public finds my blog. I love checking that thing.
-"Subtly encourage your husband to exercise more."
I feel like I'm not the right person to answer this, Kelly should. But all the same, I recommend this approach. "So... hun? Remember when you weren't fat? Yeah, that was nice." Too harsh? I don't know. My husband is 160 soaking wet. This is new for me.
-"What to wear for maternity photos."
How about something like this?
...and by "this" I mean a Goodyear tire. (AwkwardFamilyPhotos, of course)
-(Typed exactly as I got it) "HOW TO WEAR" "TROUSER JEANS"
Probably with a "SHIRT" and "CARDIGAN" with "CUTE HEELS."
-"Mommy has knockers"
Yeah, that's because mommy is supporting life with her knockers. I know it's hard to process, but those fun bags are not just for playtime.
-"Can I wear capris to a summer wedding?"
I hate you.
"Payless Frye knockoffs."
So this is ACTUALLY a good keyword search. My sister in law just picked up a pair of these boots and I couldn't believe how close they looked to the real thing. Check it out:
These are the authentic Frye 12R's, otherwise known as my third child.
Here's the Payless version:
Not bad right? I mean, of course they won't wear the same as the Frye's, but unless you're actually working on a farm, it's probably OK. And then there's the matter of saving $200.
OK! Friday time! I'm off to do some damage at the Nordstom half yearly sale. DOUBLE POINTS for my card woo hoo. Only 6,000 more points and I get a bottle of nail polish or a Kleenex or something. Anyone else have shopping related plans this weekend? I'm on the hunt for cute tights!